THE ONE AND ONLY EL ZOINKO...

Newsletter? There's not an email signup or anything. Blog? I mean, it's not 2005 anymore...Blewsletter...
Sure, let's go with "Blewsletter"

Enter Here

EL ZOINKO BLEWSLETTERS

The Zoink Shop 2 Pre-Release Blewsletter
Dude, where's my blewsletter?

The Zoink Shop 2
Pre-Release Blewsletter

It's almost time for "The Zoink Shop 2: What's Your Return Policy?" to release.Apologies for the agonizing wait, as copyright issues kept the project from releasing as early as intended.The album will premiere simultaneously worldwide on the El Zoinko YouTube channel on June 29 at 7:00pm EDT. Be sure to set your calendars, or just click the notification button on the YouTube premiere page.

Announcement Trailer

Here's the announcement trailer if you missed it (click the Ashton Kutcher)

By the way, the trailer was made by me, because I make the trailers.

What to expect

In The Zoink Shop (2025), we got to experience the mysterious world of the thrift shop...Let's really delve into the mind of the Mack this time. No useless ARG. No getting swindled and pimped. No Swedish songwriters.Let's just pop tags again.Let's go on one more fucking awesome adventure, okay?...In my opinion. I think it'll be worth it.

Conclusion

The album's almost here!...but, it's not walked into the club just yet.